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Tara loves to write for teens and has crafted her monologues to stand out, be memorable and entertaining. While these monologues are written for teens, teens may play many of the monologues listed in the dramatic monologue or comedic monologue section, as well. These monologues are great for auditions, showcases, competitions, workshops, reels, classes, monologue slams, videos, performances etc, but please seek permission of use first by contacting Tara with your desired use of the monologue. You must always give proper credit. Scroll down for descriptions and excerpts from teen monologues, or click the title for a link to the specific monologue. Lulu is trying to study in the library, but the rigid pre-prom diet her mom has her on is causing her to dream of sugary, icing-rich donuts. Like, literally, day dreaming about tasting one. Biting into one.

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Love life getting you down? Trying to navigate the current dating scene? These monologues all involve characters that could be well on their way to full commitment… or perhaps full disaster. A funny piece for a comedic actor. Get the monologue here.

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Inappropriate Fundraising “Keynote Speech”. In Woody Allen’s irreverent, and slapstick political satire, Fielding Mellish Woody Allen , as accidental leader of the tiny fictional Central American island nation of San Marcos, delivered a stuttering, outrageously inappropriate keynote speech at a high society fundraiser:. Although the United States is, uh, a very rich country and San Marcos is a very poor one, there are a great many things we have to offer your country in return for aid.

For instance, there, uh, there are locusts. Uh, we have more locusts than These, these locusts, incidentally, are available at popular prices.

All monologues are from published plays and can be found at A date. You want a date. Next weekend. A movie! Isn’t that precious.

I love this! As you already know I have been trying to mix internet dating with my migraines for the past couple of years, so I have similar stories to those you mention above!. In the recent newspaper article written about me and the National MIgraine Centre, I mention I am writing a book to help migraine sufferers, well I should come clean and admit that the book is aimed at how to date whilst suffering from migraines.

We are real people too, so we should be allowed to date! I am currently experimenting on an online site about just when to bring up the whole ‘I’m not working and I’m living at home with my parents because I suffer from really bad migraines’. So far, I think it is best to get them hooked on our amazing wit and humour before dropping that bombshell! But actually managing to co-ordinate a date is a whole different boardgame! But so pleased you’re going on Match.

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(In this monologue, Linda calls her best friend up for help. Linda apparently Don’t be one of those girls that date bad boys because that’s nothing but trouble.

In the dating game, the word Virgin has become as strange and complicated as the word Love, with purity as outdated as pay phones. What is an ex-atheist, post-porn addict, unorthodox Christian girl to do these days? How can she create boundaries without scaring off every available guy? Is purity even possible without being puritanical? Your email address will not be published. Talk to us today on Monday – Friday am – pm.

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Virgin Monologues by Carry Lloyd

Valentine’s Day. It’s overpriced and hyped-up-to-the-max. For me it’s always a question of whether to bother participating in it and if I do, what’s the buy-in? I’m sure you’ve been arguing the same questions yourself.

These dramatic and comedic audition monologues are aimed at getting you the Age Range: 25+; For a woman to decide that she’s gay, all it takes is dating.

The play explores consensual and nonconsensual sexual experiences, body image, genital mutilation, direct and indirect encounters with reproduction, vaginal care, menstrual periods, sex work , and several other topics through the eyes of women with various ages, races, sexualities, and other differences. Charles Isherwood of The New York Times called the play “probably the most important piece of political theater of the last decade.

When she left the play, it was recast with three celebrity monologists. The play has been staged internationally, and a television version featuring Ensler was produced by cable TV channel HBO. In , Ensler was awarded the Isabelle Stevenson Award at the 65th Tony Awards, which recognizes an individual from the theater community who has made a substantial contribution of volunteered time and effort on behalf of humanitarian, social service, or charitable organizations.

Ensler was given this award for her creation of the non-profit, V-Day movement which raises money and educates the public about violence against all women and girls and efforts to stop it. Eve Ensler wrote the first draft of the monologues in there have been several revisions since following interviews she conducted with women about their views on sex, relationships, and violence against women. The interviews began as casual conversations with her friends, who then brought up anecdotes they themselves had been told by other friends; this began a continuing chain of referrals.

Hijabi Monologues: dating, the weather and Islamophobia in frank, funny tales

This seems to be happening kind of a lot lately. Ok so that last one is apparently a real thing. That seemed weird and also awkward since I enjoy drinking and did so heartily.

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Not one to mince her words, she believes our view of relationships, particularly within the Church, has become distorted, and it’s down to what she calls “the curse of Eve”. I can’t wait to see if you print that. It’s clear she doesn’t take herself too seriously, though there’s obviously a real passion to help young women to cherish singledom, while also navigating the — frankly baffling — world of dating.

And all without using fluffy princess metaphors. We so often hide behind those relationships, but it’s one step away from co-dependence which is, I think, one of the biggest epidemics of today,” she insists. The crux of The Virgin Monologues is how to enjoy every season of life and honour those around us, and that starts — Carrie says — with understanding our identity in Christ. It’s about knowing our value as individuals, regardless of whether we’re in a relationship or not. Am I hoping someone else will be able to fix me, or can I do singledom well?

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From addressing climate change and the raging fires in Australia, to the increasing tensions between the US and Iran, Hollywood celebrities got political and took a strong stand on the happenings around the world. Like every year, the night was running high on glamour and fashion. If you ended up missing the award show, fret not because we have got you covered.

Here are the major highlights from the event. Opening monologues are central to any award show.

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Adulting the best way I knew how, sex. January , I was lost. I was trying to break away from the cycle of going back to the ex. I succeeded…ish by having an FWB, with a difference. I sought to have one I succeeded…ish by having an FWB, with a difference. I sought to have one lover, and I would be loyal and submissive. I like to be in control of myself. I sought someone who was not emotionally available to me, nor me to them.

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Even though Sex and the City premiered 20 years ago today, there are some elements of the show that haven’t aged at all. Despite tackling dating problems pre-texting and Tinder, so many of the breakups and relationship doubts that the show explored feel just as relatable today as they were in Here are 20 episodes to watch based on your current relationship status:.

First, the monologue. Tonight, David and I are going out to dinner with two friends​, a double-date. We both got sitters and we got a reservation at Park at six.

Labirint Ozon. Echo Booming Monologues : Monologues for Teens. Mary Depner. This collection of monologues for teens includes comedic, dramatic, and serio-comedic monologues. Each monologue is attributed to a unique character by name and each monologue is a unique situation. The comedic monologues cover such topics as dating, trying to get a date,losing a boyfriend, an unsuccessful job interview, the unexpected outcome of a first oil change, agreeing to take mom’s boss’s daughter on a date, strange family superstitions, putting one’s foot in one’s mouth, and unrequited love.

The serious monologues include topics include the death of a parent, an unresponsive birth mother, difficult relationships, responsibility, and planning for the future.

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